RULES OF THE ROAD
Running with friends gives us a chance to connect with
others, but hopefully not with automibiles be respectful of the
rights of motorists. There are stories to share, jokes to swap,
and shoulders on which to cry. Miss RM has many marvelous
memories tucked away from those shared-on-the-road experiences.
When running on the roads, always be mindful of oncoming
traffic. Quickly get into single file. If someone is in mid-joke
or mid-story, consider it the pause that keeps you safe and out
of harm's way. Better a punch line delivered later than never.
And it's so thoughtful to allow the person running on the inside
to lead the way instead of scrambling to be alpha runner.
It's bad form, when running in a group, to leave a slower runner
behind. It's not a race. Miss RM frowns on runners who turn an
easy run with others into a race, with slower runners getting
left in the dust. Running with a group is not for showing off.
If some runners in the group want to pick up the pace, please
make sure the other runners are not an afterthought. Save the
race pace for the proper place.
Be prepared for the call of nature. On familiar routes, make
sure to scope out places ahead of time where you can do whatever
you need to do with a minimum of fuss, be it at a gas station or
behind a well-concealed clump of bushes. Calls of nature happen.
Be prepared.
Please don't litter. The roads are not your personal trashcan.
Hold on to any litter until you find the proper receptacle. And,
if you want to get a gold star on your road-manners report card,
plan a run where you clean the litter along the route.
Smile at other runners as you wind your way along your route.
And don't forget to give a friendly wave to motorists, cyclists,
and pedestrians. Miss RM wants to put the kibosh on the rumor
that runners aren't friendly. Do your part. It will put a smile
on Miss RM's face.
MISS RM ON SAFETY
Be mindful of the road -- watch for potholes, fallen or low-
hanging branches, debris of any kind -- a pair of Miss RM's
white gloves, for example. Being aware of your surroundings will
keep you safe and unhurt.
Run with I.D. Anonymity is fine when you go to the mall.
Anonymity is not fine when you go out for a run. Miss RM urges
you, nay, she beseeches you, to have I.D. with you whenever and
wherever you run, even close to home.
RULES OF THE TRAIL
Ah ... the majesty of the wooded glen ... the pristine
beauty of the trail; it's no wonder that runners take to the
trails to immerse themselves in the natural splendor that
awaits. Take heed: Trails are narrow. If you are running with
friends, make sure you move into single file and move to the
right side if other runners or walkers want to pass your group.
Don't spoil the beauty you are experiencing by dropping assorted
pieces of trash along the trail. Miss RM admonishes: Don't be a
Trail Trasher.
Use the "natural facilities" with care. There will be bushes
aplenty. Be prudent and pay attention to exactly what plants
provide the facilities. Don't subject your tush to the torture
of poison ivy, or its cousins, sumac and oak.
"Lions and tigers and bears ... oh my." Miss RM doubts you'll
meet up with any of those critters, but trail running means
being mindful of all sorts of obstacles, ranging from rutted
paths to overturned trees to wicked witches. Oops! Cross off the
wicked witches unless you're running in the woods near
Burkittsville, MD. Watch for animals. Remember that you are a
visitor in their habitat. Be respectful of the surroundings.
A gentle reminder: Wear that I.D. and that smile on the trail as
well as on the road.
RULES OF THE TRACK
The inside lanes are for the faster runners. These speed
demons are training; they're doing repeat miles, or running
quarters or halves. They are focused and concentrating on their
performance. Don't get in their way. It's not proper track
etiquette and it's not safe. You and the aforementioned speed
demon could collide. Run in the outer lanes unless you are doing
a similar workout. If you hear someone coming up behind you
yelling, "Track," move to the right...and move quickly. A group
run on the track requires even more mindfulness since there are
more of you occupying the track. Stay in the outer lanes, keep
your ears open for "Track," and move to the right for faster
runners.
Leave your extra running gear and water in the bleachers or off
to the side. Don't put them on the edge of the track. They
belong out of the way. Miss RM will be peeved if she trips at
track's edge, soiling her white gloves and lousing up her speed
workout in the process.
Miss RM advises against using any part of the track for
stretching or standing. Move off the track to chat and to
stretch. Heed Miss RM's advice: Tracks are for running.
Miss RM reminds you not to dare use the track if there's an
official school practice taking place. Encourage the kids by
applauding their efforts as they practice. It will make them
feel good. And you'll feel good doing it.
A FINAL REMINDER FROM MISS ROAD MANNERS:
WHEREVER YOU RUN, PLAN TO HAVE FUN, AND ALWAYS REMEMBER --
RUNNING ETIQUETTE MATTERS!